Things that BUG ME

I'll have to follow this list up tomorrow with things that make me happy- because this was a total bitch session....but these are things that BUG ME!!!

Feel free to add more to the comments section below. I did have some help from some good friends, that will remain nameless! ENJOY....

There/Their Errors

Not that hard, people.

Floaties that melt from your ice into your cup

EWWW! WHAT IS THAT STUFF? It lingers in the bottom of your glass as the ice melts.

Lies

Tell the truth.

Colored bra straps

mmmm TACKY, I don't care who you are.

People who don't wash their hands

Gross. I hope you get sick. You are the reason I can't open the door without a paper towel.

Uncovered food in the fridge

YUCK.

Nail Biters

Get your hands out of your mouth- you're getting your spit everywhere.

Wearing Leggings as Pants

Seriously- COVER YO' ASS. Put it away- leggings are for underneath clothing.

Leading Facebook status' BEGGING for people to ask, "What's wrong?"

 

Such as: I just can't believe this is happening. Or: I'm so sad.

Just begging someone to write back WHY?

Don't be annoying and say what's wrong already!

Long toenails

Grrrrross. Cut those things! You're gonna trip and fall.

Cougars

I'm all for looking hot, not matter what  your age. But seriously?? You need to ACT your age. Otherwise you just look like a wannabe college chick.

Sharing Milk

Just grosses me out. Bugs my mom too.

Big kids that are spoon fed

If your kid is over....I don't know-3ish and you are STILL spoon feeding them...maybe you should try and teach them how to hold their own untensil and airplane it into their own little mouth!  You aren't doing your kid any favors. This looks exceptionally bad in the cafeteria room at school. Teach them to feed themselves.

Cell phones at the dinner table

 

Video Games and TVs too!

WHAT HAPPENED TO TALKING??? PUT 'EM UP!!!

Predictive Text

I am not a fan of this! I know what I'm trying to say! I don't need your help!

Crust on Mustard Bottles

You know-- that yucky chunk of dried mustard that gets stuck in the tip.....?? ICK

People who don't answer their phone, but will text back

 

RUDE! Nevermind then.

Loose change in cupholders

It get's all stuck to the bottom and mixed with crumbs and eventually turns into the goo covered penny.

Arm Slappers

 

Hiya. Don't touch me. You don't have to knock the crap outta my arm while you're talking to me. We aren't even friends!

Kids who are sent to school loaded with Tylenol...when they have FEVER

Don't be that parent! Keep your kid at home. It's inconsiderate.

Thongs that show

Put your butt floss away. Ew.

BandAid Sticky that won't come off

I don't like that black stuff that just won't wash off after you've worn a bandaid. It's permanent glue!

Pens that don't write

WRITE! It's your job! If not-then someone throw you in the trash!!

Dog Hair in the Pool!!!

NO COMMENT

Stubbing your toe while running to the phone

OUCH!!!!!

Broken glass on the floor

 Great! Now we have to wear our shoes FOREVER! The only thing that might be worse than this is dropping the gallon of milk!! What a mess!

That yucky edge that forms when you're scrambling eggs

What is that stuff? It's like plastic. I can't eat it.

Zits that magically appear the day you have something important to do

HORRID.

Dropping your keys when you're trying to unlock the door with your hands full of groceries

SOMEONE HELP!!!

When your hubby or mom asks, "Are you going to wear that?" When you are dressed and ready go.

Um- well I WAS!!!

 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Stupid people that won't stop talking

Oh don't act like you don't know this person!! The one that makes the meeting last a little too long, the stupid question asker, the "I can tell you all about that" because YOU CARE, right? person.

AHHH, I FEEL BETTER- DON'T YOU!??

HAHA.

-Jamie